A Maine bakery's award-winning recipe isn't a secret anymore.
Roughly 144,000 boxes of cookies are currently stacked in Girl Scouts' parents' garages, living rooms, and home offices across Alaska.
Fudgy, soft, and gooey, like every good cookie should be.
Killing the cookie might be a good first step in finally respecting consumer privacy. But when it comes to fixing what ails the modern internet, it’s a drop in the bucket.
God forbid we're allowed to enjoy two bites of sugary goodness without getting a taste of late capitalism.