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Gagging on Jizzum
Regardless of my displeasure of swallowing, most of the porn-addled millennial men you run into these days think girls gobbling man-milk is a given. They don’t understand that swallowing something that tastes like a raw oyster might not be super...
How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Dudes)
It's ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, there’s hard fucking evidence of a dude’s climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesn’t. I’ve only experienced a dude attempting to fake an orgasm once, and it was probably the...
Getting Wasted on Cum Cocktails
Our new, crazy intern got a bunch of her girlfriends and guy friends together to drink semen cocktails. Here's how that went.
Why Period Sex Is the Best Sex (and Should Probably Be Mandatory)
There’s a moment in every relationship, whether it’s the first date or a year later, when the question of period sex comes up. And a man’s answer tells me everything I need to know about him.
Where Your Dude Likes to Cum and What it Says About Him
Gone are the days where everything you needed to know about a man was in his kiss. I'd venture to say that it's in his jizz, or more specifically, where he jizzes.
Perverted Video Games from the 80s
The library of games available for the Atari 2600 include a lot of pervy, digital adventures.
Panty Pops
"I don't know a whole lot about religion—aside from the fact that Easter candy is delicious and I thank God for it every April—but I imagine that the feeling that watching Panty Pops gives you, a "religious experience."
Hvis du absolut skal sutte din egen pik, så er det sådan her, du gør
Der findes to slags mænd: Dem, der indrømmer at have prøvet det, og dem, der lyver.
Kings Highway to Hell
Recently, I spent a Sunday afternoon on a quest of sexual perversion and depravity at the Kings Highway Cinema, a place so disgusting it may have changed my fundamental views on sex forever.