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NSA Song
Hello! We're the NSA! We're spying on every part of your life, but there's one thing we're really interested in.
Tinder's New 'Verified' Feature Will Help Celebrities Have Even More Sex
It could also cause their crappy pick-up lines to get splashed all over the internet.
'Cobra Club,' a Dick Pic Simulator, Is the Most Erotic NSA Critique Yet (NSFW)
In "Cobra Club," the newest game from Robert Yang, all I can do is control my erection, select different filters and angles, and take a photo of my wang.
US Customs Is Required to Seize Your Dick Pics When You Cross the Border
But porn is OK as long as it’s available on airport magazine racks.
Meet Brent Ray Fraser, the Artist Who Uses His Dick As a Paintbrush
The self-described "artsexual" has painted President Obama, Marilyn Monroe, and his balls.
A Brief History of Snow Dicks
When a blizzard strikes, there are those who cower in their homes with canned foods, and those who make gigantic penises out of snow.
Weird Tales from My Year on Gay Dating Apps
I learned what "racial play" is and had a rather shitty experience with a "straight" guy who was into having sex with men.
How to Behave Yourself on the Internet in 2014
Advice on Snapchat etiquette, what to do when you meet Twitter people IRL, supporting your friend's Kickstarter projects, and sliding into someone's mentions like, "Yo, here's my dick."
A Woman's Guide to Online Dating for Men
Online dating is rough. My inbox is flooded with messages like “Can I suck a cucumber out of your butt?” and “Biggest dick you’ve sucked?” Here's some advice: Don't be that guy. Follow this guide instead.
An Investigation into the Dick Size of the American Male (NSFW)
We interviewed men on Twitter about their dicks. We talked about big ones, small ones, growers-not-showers, and everything in between.
The Week in GIFs
"Approval rating? Hahaha. Hey folks, how about you approve this wicked Mexican-American deuce that in a few hours will be dropping from my ass to your mouth, you ungrateful motherf—Wait, what's that? Yes, extra sour cream, please."