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  • Question of the Day - Should We Be Allowed to See Prince Harry's Penis?

    Young Prince Harry went out for a big one this week. He met some chicks, had a party, his clothes fell off. And now everyone is somehow shocked that a girl he met in Vegas had the audacity to leak nudey pics of him in the buff. What do you think...

  • Mind Thoughts... with Michael Ian Black - In Spite of Everything, I Would Still Let You Suck My Dick

    When we met that summer night outside the 7-11, I thought you were perfect. Your eyes, glassy and vague. Your hair, mostly shaven. Your lips, smeared with lipstick and Cheetos residue. Even your zits looked good to me that summer night, zits I wished...

  • Dana

    Dana is a 28-year-old mathematician and pornographer. She makes a porn magazine for women who like dick.

  • I Shot My Dick Off in Vietnam

    Having fully intact genitals is something most of us take for granted. But some people, like Jim, are not so lucky. Jim accidentally shot off most of his penis while serving as a soldier in Vietnam. He was 18 at the time, and has since struggled with...

  • Eat Shit

    Stop the presses. “This just in: Weird shit eaten in Asia!” an editor cried, reacting to more coverage of fried-tarantula consumption coming over the wires.

  • Tidbits

    Chopping off a guy's dick is gross. Chopping off a guy's dick who has super-serious venereal warts is mega-gross.