Dicks
A Woman Called the Cops Because She Thought Store-Bought Meat Was a Penis
After finding an oddly shaped piece of meat in her groceries, the Akron, Ohio woman freaked out, calling the Health Department and the police.
Why Tiny Dicks Might Come Back Into Fashion
The “ideal penis size” has grown and shrunk throughout history.
Texas Man Facing Six Months in Jail for Sending Chocolate Penis to Sheriff's Department Worker
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
Today's Special: You Can Anonymously Send Anyone a Chocolate Dick
Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.
I Made One of My Guy Friends Wear Fake Foreskins for a Week
I helped my friend solve a penis problem I never knew existed.
We Spoke to Size Queens About Why They Prefer Big Dicks
“It gives me a strange sense of pride. I love the feeling of being totally stretched out.”
How Dick Size Matters to Men's Health
Penis size impacts men’s self-esteem, health choices, and more.
What I Know About Penis Size From Sleeping With More Men Than I Can Count
From the micro to the cucumber-ish.
I Confronted the Men Who Sent Me Unsolicited Dick Pics
Not that I recommend doing it, or even having conversations with men at all.
A Dick-Drawing Prank Allegedly Drove a Man to Arson
"Can't you just work with me, bro? I was thinking irrationally."
I Helped My 28-Year-Old Friend Have Her First Orgasm
It wasn't a Christmas miracle so much as a lesson in perseverance.