After finding an oddly shaped piece of meat in her groceries, the Akron, Ohio woman freaked out, calling the Health Department and the police.
An answer must be found.
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.
I helped my friend solve a penis problem I never knew existed.
“It gives me a strange sense of pride. I love the feeling of being totally stretched out.”
From the micro to the cucumber-ish.
Not that I recommend doing it, or even having conversations with men at all.
"Can't you just work with me, bro? I was thinking irrationally."
It wasn't a Christmas miracle so much as a lesson in perseverance.