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Hammered Bud in Drive-Thru Tried to Buy Food for Cop, Gets DUI Charge
Fast food joints are to drunks as what porch lights are to moths.
The New "Woozy Face" Emoji...Just Asked Me For My Number
Apple's latest release includes "a face which may be showing signs of being tired and emotional, i.e. drunk."
People Told Us About Their Worst Halloweens
Haunting tales of puke, vomit, and barf guaranteed to scare you off the holiday for good.
Florida Woman Arrested after Allegedly Recreating ‘Dirty Dancing’ in Wine Store
The Martin County Sheriff’s Department will absolutely put Baby in a corner
Boston Flight Diverted Because Drunk Bro Wouldn't Stop Doing Pull-Ups
Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
Drunk Guy Tries to Bust into a Cockpit Saying He 'Needs' to Charge His Phone
C'mon man, take a nap or something.
Cops are Worried People are Using Mobility Scooters to Dodge Breathalysers
Drunk drivers on electric wheelchairs could be exploiting a legal loophole.
I Tried 'Mindful Drinking' to See If I Can Have Fun Sober
Alcohol-free drinks are catching on in a big way, so I thought I'd give them a try.
People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words
“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
Russian Art Gallery Considers Ban on Booze After Drunk Man Attacks Painting with Pole
“I don’t drink vodka, and became overwhelmed by something.”
'Drunk or Stoned' United Stewardess: 'If Your Seatbelt Isn't Tight, You Fucked Up'
The airline has since apologized for the "concerning incident."