After three weeks of murderous noise, Arsenal and Chelsea will play a football match tonight.
He didn't yell "I love this game!" after doing it, but you could imagine that he did.
That's incentive enough for Arsenal to aim for something higher than fourth place in the EPL, huh?
The game has been delayed an hour due to a surge of roughly 20,000 fans of the Germany side. Yet only 3,000 of them have tickets to the game itself.
When Manchester United meet Ajax on Wednesday evening, it will be more than a showcase Europa League final. It will be a clash of philosophies, and one which reflects badly on the Premier League.
In the second of this week’s Premier League Previews, we look at which of the predicted top-four also-rans will come out best at Old Trafford this weekend.
On the outbreak of the bitter conflict in the Donbass, Zorya Luhansk were forced to leave their war-torn home behind. Now, they are mere days away from playing Manchester United, and making history on the European stage.
What if Michael Owen is not, in fact, a shit pundit? What if he’s a rampant masochist, and the public are gratifying his insatiable desires?
It’s official: somebody has really fucked up the planning of the Europa League final.
Liverpool are going to Europa League Final thanks to a 3-0 win over Villareal.