It's the weekly roundup of new singles to get you through the hump.
Anyone can shit on Valentine's Day with words. I decided to spend my Valentine's Day with two of the least romantic things I could think of: porno theaters and Tinder.
Shits are finite, and doing something that takes giving a REALLY big shit (like, y’know, getting a tattoo) is a good way to run out of shits to give.
It's fucking raining and we're all feeling murderous.
"It’s a hole, a depraved hole of small-minded people and horrible architecture."