This disturbing story of betrayal and shredded cheese is a whole new kind of terrible news for your Friday morning!
Cock trampling and ball busting take foot fetishism a step further, into much more masochistic territory.
The trailer for TLC's 'Dr. Pimple Popper'-esque new show is two minutes of blistered, cracking, swollen feet. Great!
Photographer Amy Lombard teamed up with artist Sonya Meesh to make next-level toenail art.
Or on a good day, sour cream n' onion potato chips.
After a photo of Kellyanne Conway sitting with her shoes on the Oval Office couch began to circulate on Twitter, we reached out to a body language expert to find out what this means, and how her move compares to some of Obama's tendencies.
Two words: "skin eruption."