Is it real? Probably not. Is it very odd? Definitely yes.
Genuinely quite horrible, this. Like watching a video of a murder.
How, why, and how again.
The main question is "what?" but there are others.
The Daily Mail are promising you true love in time for Valentines Day. What could go wrong?
The only way to process the world is by asking questions of it.
Or: is road rage part of our national identity?
What’s your favourite dipping sauce?
Ah, friends. Football, I'm afraid, is the worst thing in the world.
Texas is horny, baby!
Like, why did you just not pretend it never happened?
"Dude, someone's stabbed me for having a really Nazi haircut. Don't... don't check surveillance cameras."