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In a leaked email, United CEO Scott Kirby blamed air traffic controller short staffing, not thunderstorms, for stranding flyers.
Delays, bumping, cancellations, lost baggage, and random fees are up, legroom and patience is down.
Rain pants for surprise downpours, drug detox kits, and sex wipes should all be on your ultimate vacation packing list.
The ‘use it or lose it’ rule means that Lufthansa is using its routes even when it hasn’t sold seats.
“He said he wanted to pull me out of my ‘misery’ and offered to be my sugar daddy.”
In one case, a Southwest passenger allegedly sexually assaulted a flight attendant and now faces a nearly $41,000 fine.
The ruling specifically references people refusing to wear masks and disturbances from the Capitol riots.
"A single [keyhole] wasp putting a caterpillar in a pitot probe could bring down an aircraft of 350 people.”
United Airlines recently tweeted that the risk of infection on a full flight is "almost non-existent" based on a study that looked at a best-case scenario out of step with reality.
But please try not touch that tray table.
You can start boarding from today.