food crime
What Happens When You Try to Smuggle 1,287 Metric Tons of Garlic Out of Norway
Earlier this month, news emerged that two Brits had been charged in a criminal court with smuggling a substance between Norway and Sweden.
Watch a Kebab Shop Owner Thwart a Robbery by Giving Zero Fucks
It seems as though the owner of a small kebab shop in New Zealand has found a pretty ingenious method of stopping would-be thieves in their tracks—and you best believe it involves acting blasé as fuck.
A Woman Was Stabbed by Her Friends for Spilling Some Queso
One Tennessee woman ended up with a severe stab wound this Saturday after she accidentally dropped the Rotel cheese dip she was sharing with two other diners, who were less than thrilled with the faux pas and attacked the woman.
The FDA Is Finally Concerned About Terrorist Attacks on Our Food Supply
The first federal guidelines to protect the US food supply from a wide-scale act of bioterrorism have just been issued by the Food and Drug Administration
New Yorkers Are All Eating Black-Market Ice Cream
A police source stated numerous deli and bodega owners throughout the city are buying ice cream from thieves, who steal it from Manhattan drugstores.
The FBI Wants to Speak to the Guy Who Sprinkled a Suspicious Liquid on a Whole Foods Salad Bar
Last week, an unidentified man walked into a Whole Foods in Michigan, sprinkled an unknown liquid on the to-go food bars, and left.
You Can Actually Get Arrested for Putting Soda in Your Water Cup at McDonald's
Did you ever wonder what would happen if you asked for a water cup but then you do the impossible and fill it with soda instead of water?!?
Who Is Convincing Fast Food Workers to Smash Their Own Restaurant Windows?
Can’t we just go back to the good ol’ days when we left food establishments out of our grand, Machiavellian schemes?
Why Mexican Cartels Want In on the Food Business
From limes and cheese to whiskey and avocados, Mexican drug cartels are increasingly looking to cash crops and packaged goods as a revenue stream.
This IHOP Waiter 'Robin Hood' Gave Away $3,000 in Drinks
Fuck Che Guevara and Guy Fawkes. A hundred years from now, we’ll all be wearing T-shirts idolizing this freedom-fighting waiter—and you’d best believe it’ll be glorious.
What's With All the Food-Related Crime in Canada?
Breakfast as a weapon! Pizza muggers! Sausage bandits!