Friday Thinks With Luke Winkie
The Most Average Albums of All Time
We're always going to argue about what's the best, and we're always going to argue about what's the worst. Can we all just agree on what's in the middle?
The Whisper Song: Movements 2-4
We rewrote the lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Whisper Song" and—well—you know what? Just read it for yourself.
We Gained the Power to Spy on Musicians' Cell Phones
It’s a really exciting time here at Noisey, because we just developed the powerful, ethically dubious technology to peer into what anyone is doing on their cell phone at any time.
A Short Story in which Paul Simon Eats Art Garfunkel Alive
The REAL STORY of how "The Sound of Silence" was written.
A Series of Vignettes that All End in Their Protagonists Tweeting, "Ugh, I Hate SXSW"
If you follow a lot of ungrateful music industry people on Twitter, you will see a lot of similar moments next week.
A History of Skip Bayless Interacting with Rappers on ESPN's 'First Take'
Watch as Skip Bayless awkwardly navigates conversations with Lil Wayne, Nelly, 2 Chainz, T.I., and more!
Friday Thinks... WIth Luke Winkie - A One-Act Play About Axl Rose Asking for Some Reggae
Luke Winkie has officially lost it.
I Interviewed My Dad About His Favorite Rap Songs
"This is about life, life that’s going on right now." - My dad on Geto Boys.
All Music is Better When You Mash it Up With the Drum Break from "When the Levee Breaks"
Are you really daring me to add the "Levee" break to a bunch of songs? You're on, motherfucker.
Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie - Hey, Ever Noticed Lots Of Indie Rockers Look Like Cereal Mascots?
Cultural forms tend to crop up throughout history, and also it's Friday so fuck it.