“Should I get bangs?” is not a legit girl concern. Stop. Stop asking me this.
My mom is very kind and beautiful in a way that is both ideal and traumatizing. Loves navy. Has never yelled at me at all ever and I was a strange and disappointing child.
Tears taste good (and so does that santorum-y mixup of tears and warm nose liquid that drips on your lip after a really hardcore session).
In this special edish of Girl News we will consider the only thing that matters right now, which is Lena Dunham’s new joint "Girls."
Giving up and giving in to just being regular is like finding a new continent made of fleece.
It’s very difficult to get pornography right and yet it is a pretty constant girl-need, so in that way it is like…. Salad. Shoes? Bags. Lipstick?
Danger is the subtext of girl-lives. All of them, all the time.
I realized today how long it's been since I've had sex. Is it a) three weeks b) two months c) eight months d) a backwards-shooting Jupiter-C rocket?
Ex-boyfriends are the most powerful mutants because they know what your skin tastes like and how it feels when you hate them.
Pretty sure my overall project as a writer/human/girl is to convince other people that caring what other people think of you, especially of your social choices, is an infection.