Girls and Hair
“Should I get bangs?” is not a legit girl concern. Stop. Stop asking me this.
Girls and Moms
My mom is very kind and beautiful in a way that is both ideal and traumatizing. Loves navy. Has never yelled at me at all ever and I was a strange and disappointing child.
Girls and Crying
Tears taste good (and so does that santorum-y mixup of tears and warm nose liquid that drips on your lip after a really hardcore session).
Girls and 'Girls'
In this special edish of Girl News we will consider the only thing that matters right now, which is Lena Dunham’s new joint "Girls."
Girls and Giving Up
Giving up and giving in to just being regular is like finding a new continent made of fleece.
Girls and Porn
It’s very difficult to get pornography right and yet it is a pretty constant girl-need, so in that way it is like…. Salad. Shoes? Bags. Lipstick?
Girls and Danger
Danger is the subtext of girl-lives. All of them, all the time.
Girls and Girl on Girl
It's time to get real low, like reeeal low, about girls plus gay. Or, "girls squared"/"girls nth" which is how perv-nerds think about lesbians, right? Maybe? I sure do.
Girls and Work
Listen up, Teen Girl Squad. Avoid having a job for as long as possible, because once you get jumped into work culture you're preeetty much in for life.
Girls and Being Alone
I realized today how long it's been since I've had sex. Is it a) three weeks b) two months c) eight months d) a backwards-shooting Jupiter-C rocket?
Girls and Exes
Ex-boyfriends are the most powerful mutants because they know what your skin tastes like and how it feels when you hate them.
Girls and Staying In
Pretty sure my overall project as a writer/human/girl is to convince other people that caring what other people think of you, especially of your social choices, is an infection.