What is the version of the elite? And who is pushed to the margins of festival society? I went on a mission to find out.
Most young people don't appreciate the best live band in the world, so I found some people who do.
Everything anyone says about pingers after three days with no sleep really should be buried forever – but we wrote it down on our phones and published it here instead.
“VICE dot com is wack I could eat a burger better than them any day.”
Let's just pretend that Sheeran "Too Many Man" cover didn't happen though, eh?
Why go and see Warpaint on The Park Stage when you could be watching Disgraceful Squids on Bez's Flying Bus?
I learned this the hard way via a "rumored" secret Glastonbury set.
Everyone always goes on about the festival being like a city so we put that to the test.
We need ANSWERS, goddammit!
Stock up on those tinned peaches my friend, because they are going to be curing your hangover for the next five days.
We spoke to the Block9 area's creators about a decade of running the festival's subversive, sweaty and inclusive installations.