god bless america
Another day another weird display of faux patriotism from the president.
Listen up, you right-wingin' bitter-clingers, we got ourselves a slapper here.
I held a sign that looked like a bloody blender accident and hung out with a guy dressed as the Grim Reaper.
How many times have you been watching television after a particularly shitty day only to bear witness to the worst kind of vapid, self important, spoiled piece of garbage human beings prancing around like they're god's gift to mankind? I know, stupid...
What goes better with American flags than a big ol’ helping of the phrase, “God Bless America”?