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DGB Grab Gag: Retconning the Knights, Touching Trophies, and Good Ol' Kerry Fraser
As soon as the draft was over last June, everyone knew the Las Vegas Golden Knights were going to play for the Stanley Cup.
DGB Grab Bag: Knight Fights Jet, Coaches Running on Ice, and Byfuglien Strength
Plus, welcome the "Winnipeg Wait Out" to the hockey dictionary, a thing you will surely hate.
DGB Grab Bag: Taunting Goalies, Brad Marchand Comedy Hour, and Guarantees
Goalie taunts should be first names, and two syllables. Get it together, folks.
DGB Grab Bag: Shut Up Hockey Pedant Man, Good Refs, and Malaise
Please, the 1986 Buffalo Sabres were a drug free zone.
DGB Grab Bag: the Jets are Fun, Introducing the Pilearchy, and the...Golf Channel?
Down Goes Brown takes you through the most important parts of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, including David Puddy's return to fire up the Devils.
DGB Grab Bag: Vegas Knights are Fun, Ewok Gary Bettman, and Trying Harder is a Scam
Honestly, don't even bother giving context to this picture. Just let us all enjoy it.
DGB Grab Bag: More Goalie Interference, Absurdist Hart Trophy Debates, and Dress Shirts
Forget about a button down shirt, Mark Scheifele should be wearing a straightjacket.
DGB Grab Bag: Look Out, Mitch Marner, Easter Bunny Larocque, and Everyone Re-Lax
People need to chill out about the behind-the-net cradle shot attempts.
DGB Grab Bag: Weed in the Neutral Zone, Goalie Interference, and the MVP Debate
Also we remember the 24th anniversary of Wayne Gretzky breaking Gordie Howe's all-time record for goals scored.
DGB Grab Bag: The Ten Commandments of Replay Reviews and Challenges
We also add a new entry to the hockey dictionary and revisit an infamous brawl between the Blackhawks and Blues—the 1991 St. Patrick's Day Massacre.
DGB Grab Bag: Chicago Hopeless, Stone-Faced Karlsson, and Math—How Does it Work?
Plus, let us all resolve to give fans in Quebec a break when rumors inevitably start swirling about a team relocating there.
DGB Grab Bag: Automatic Backup Goalie, Selanne Van Damme, and Cap Laundering
We need to get Henrik Lundqvist a Stanley Cup. Let's make him the emergency backup goalie for both teams in the Final.