GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!
The president has announced his first major push to rein in gun violence.
“I remember getting there going, ‘Thank God I'm safe. Nobody can get me here,’” Wayne LaPierre said in a deposition.
Police seized six guns when the suspect was arrested.
The new legislation would close some loopholes for background checks.
“If somebody wants to have a shrine to their gun fetish as a Zoom backdrop in their private life, they can do that,” said one representative.
Gov. Mike DeWine signed the bill into law on Monday.
The dude had 70 guns in his house. 70! That's too many guns!
“If I buy a gun on the internet, is it delivered to my home?"
Neither Chris Kyle nor the Sun's anonymous British marine is actually the best sniper ever. But it's a weird point of pride either way.