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Your Boyfriend’s Not Toxic, He’s Just Not That Nice
It’s hard to separate the hurt from the harm, but it’s important we know how to.
If You Don’t Like Oysters You’re Bad at Sex, I Don’t Make the Rules Sorry
[This is not sponsored by Big Oyster]
Worst Take of the Week: The Lib Dems are Radical vs Bert and Ernie are Gay
More and more these days, we see the popping springs and suspicious smoke of the take machine sending itself into an almighty overdrive.
Worst Take of the Week: 'The Guardian' Sex Column Edition
This week we review two wild new sex columns. Hubba hubba!
'The Sun' Has Really Outdone Itself with That Frankenstein Article
Bloody snowflakes, understanding the central themes of a book.
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Worst Take of the Week: The Tory Steriliser vs the State School Hater
I sent my kids to state school and now they keeping eating ketamine. What should I do?
Worst Take of the Week: Richard Hammond vs Henry VIII
Hammo thinks gay people shouldn't bang on about being gay, and a UKIP MEP reckons the long-dead monarch should be heading up Brexit negotiations.
Actually, the John Lewis Advert Is Just Illuminati Propaganda, Isn't It?
You wanted a think-piece? Here's something to think about: wake up, sheeple.
Hey, Artists Who Crowdfund! Morrissey Thinks You’re Desperate and Insulting
The indie icon delivered his hot take to Spanish newspaper El Pais.