In slightly more reassuring news, David Cameron is now so universally disliked he can't even buy a hot tub without it being a news item purely because no one wants him to enjoy anything :,)
Equipped with a deadly hot tub, spike strips, tripwires, animal snares, and a host of other DIY hazards.
With hot tubs and margaritas, this bear is living the goddamn life.
A group of researchers figured out the average pee-to-water ratio by tracking an artificial sweetener that passes through the body. Gross!