The conditions of this year have eliminated the possibility for hounding the local bar for former/current hotties. But you don't have to forgo this perfect tradition entirely.
Having huge jugs doesn't matter as long as you and your partner are enthusiastic (and have plenty of lube handy).
Just make sure you put everything away before your next video call with your boss.
If you're nervous about judgement or comparison, try thinking of this as a hot way of getting to know each other better.
Making eyes at a hot, masked stranger doesn't have to "go anywhere" to make you feel good.
You can add plenty of novelty to what you know and love without going full kink.
There are much more fun ways to start—and maintain—a conversation besides "how are you holding up lol."