So can we go back to buying ice cream and feeling reasonably confident that no one else's tongue has touched it? OF COURSE NOT.
Fun fact: Licking food and putting it back on the shelf isn't just super disgusting; it's also a felony!
Joe Nicchi of LA's CVT Soft Serve instituted the policy after getting a request to serve a 300-person event in exchange for "exposure."
Some people do cry over spilled milk.
Why does approval of this seemingly benign genre of dessert evoke such a passionately negative response?
Protect Mister Softee at all costs.
Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.
That he shags ice cream is not up for debate. But *why* he shags ice cream... well, that is.
Plus, Starbucks baristas never want to listen to the 'Hamilton' soundtrack again.
When asked why the ice cream was so expensive, the shopkeeper reportedly said "because it's so tasty."