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The Cure for Your Semen Allergy Might Be Injections of Your Own Semen
Postorgasmic illness syndrome may sound like hypochondriac bullshit, but it is very real—and apparently turns sufferers into zombies every time they orgasm.
This Is the Porn You Get at a Sperm Bank
I've always wondered which researcher in a lab coat made these selections and what was the thought process behind their choice.
Want an HD Home Video of Your Sperm? The Future Is Coming
Checking out your little swimmers might not solve your infertility problems, but it's a good start.
What It’s Like to Buy Sperm from One of Canada’s 55(ish) Semen Donors
It's a little like eugenics and that's a little icky.
Chronicles of Premature Ejaculation
Jizzing in your pants might seem hilarious, but to those who suffer from the very-real condition of premature ejaculation, there's nothing funny about it.
Minnesota Finally Made It Illegal to Sneak Your Bodily Fluids into Somebody’s Food or Drink
Lawmakers decided to step in after a guy got caught ejaculating into his co-worker's coffee cup last year.
Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists
A new study says that women who produce a lot of liquid during sex are urinating out of pleasure, though a broader debate over female ejaculation rages on.
How Much Porn Do People Watch During the Holidays?
We asked Pornhub's data department to find out.
Why Are Squirting Vaginas So Much More Offensive to the UK Government than Ejaculating Penises?
We asked a government spokesperson in an attempt to figure it out.
The British Sperm Crisis
Not enough British men are depositing their loads in sperm banks, so we asked London men why so many of their countrymen are reluctant to give up their seed.
Everything I've Learned About Sex
We put together a compendium of carnal knowledge to help you navigate the topsy-turvy landscape of today's dynamic fuckvironment. You're welcome.
Charities Don't Want These Redditors' Cum-Stained Money
A group of Redditors wants to donate to charity in honor of Jennifer Lawrence's boobs, but charities won't necessarily accept every soggy wad of cash you throw at them.