Joanna Fuertes-Knight
Girl Eats Food - Eggnog Pop-Tarts
Celebrate Christmas by getting drunk and burning your face off simultaneously.
Girl Eats Food - Crazy Christmas Caffeine Cake Pops
Survive the inevitable panic shopping by getting wired on these guys.
Girl Eats Food - Student Banquet Special
College means a jillion pounds worth of debt and an inexplicable sense that cramming and a patchy attendance record entitles you to your dream career, but it can also mean excellent kitchen skills.
Girl Eats Food - Cheesy Golden Money Bags
This is a delicious and easy recipe for anyone stupid enough to be a vegetarian.
Girl Eats Food - Pumpkin Ice Cream Floaters
God, I'm going to slut it up big for Halloween this year. I'm going to dress as a Satanic whatever with massive boobs, take a lot of PCP, and scream at everyone dressed as Amy Winehouse.
Girl Eats Food - Kool-Aid Donuts
Kool-Aid got a bad rap when Jimmy Jones and 900 happy campers slaughtered themselves with spiked Grape-Aid, but you should never let a mass suicide stand in the way of a decent donut.