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Eating McDonald's in the Rain in Amsterdam
Megg, a witch, and Mogg, her cat boyfriend, are still in Amsterdam. They are having a terrible, awful, no-good time. There are just too many jocks.
Are You a Nerd?
What is a nerd? Are nerds the new cool? That’s what people have been asking since video games started making more money than movies. The reality of nerds is much different than how the media portrays it, as evidenced by American Nerd: The Story of...
Fortune Favors the Bolt
Women's soccer overtakes the Olympics and almost gets ruined by referee-beef, terrible preseason football ruins Twitter, Stephen Strasburg's innings ruins mid-Atlantic baseball, and more from this past week in sports. Plus, Dwight Howard is traded and...
A Complete Dipshit's Guide to the Roger Clemens Trial
"Why are they throwing the book at The Big Man? Isn’t he dead? Can’t Obama let him rest in peace?" These and all of your other stupid questions answered by our crack sports department.