Joel Golby
Ranking Every Single Unofficial Harry Potter T-Shirt from Bad to Absolutely the Worst
Keep calm and continue to judge terrible, unfunny meme-based fashion choices.
Vi kårer den absolut værste uofficielle Harry Potter t-shirt
Nogen var simpelthen nødt til at gøre noget.
Enormous Man Still Alive, Is Great: Why We All Love the Rock
An ode to the Rock, a.k.a. Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. Beyoncé for boys, a.k.a. the most beloved man on the planet.
This Video of London’s Mayor Bulldozing a Child Into the Ground Is Essentially One Big Metaphor for the UK Government
A massive lunking Tory trampling an innocent child for no reason.
How to Netflix and Chill Properly
What's a fun casual sex meme without some extremely hard and fast rules?
It's Illegal to Ride Swegways in Public in the UK Because the Police Are Massive Killjoys
The war on self-balancing scooters—a.k.a. "hoverboards"—has officially begun.
Behold: Arguably the Worst Music Video of All Time
It may be terrible, but the worst music video of all time brings with it a message of deep hope.
Russian Scientist Injects Himself with 3.5 Million-Year-Old Bacteria, Believes He Might Now Live Forever
But why would anyone want to live that long? Imagine, for a start, all the debt you'd accrue.
UK Man Does Five Lines of Cocaine, Has a 40-Minute Wank In a Beer Garden, Is Arrested
"His partner finds his behavior difficult to explain," said the man's lawyer.
Now We All Have to Imagine David Cameron Sticking His Genitals Inside a Dead Pig
An unauthorized biography of the British Prime Minister alleges he fooled around with a severed pig's head in college.
A Teenager Has Accidentally Shot Himself Dead While Taking a Selfie
Is this the first person who has died taking a selfie? Not even close.
A Post-Match Analysis of the BBC's Bill Turnbull Saying "Cunt" Live on TV This Morning
The news reader's gaffe will go down in Vine history.