Joel Golby
Some HSBC Workers Just Got Sacked for Pretending to Behead a Colleague Like ISIS
I mean, who hasn't at least thought about doing the same after a day of go-karting?
The London Level of ‘Street Fighter V’ Looks Like the Green Room of 'Britain's Got Talent'
There's a dancing trombone man, a creepy janitor dude, and a monstrous glam rocker in the background of the game's London stage. They kick out the jams while Street Fighter characters pummel the shit out of each other.
Harry Redknapp’s Inexorable March to Twitter Dickpic City
The Gaffer is on Twitter, now. Here's what we know.
Internet Football Trolls Have Found a New Way to Torment Richard Keys
#BringAndyBack is a cruel master-stroke in banterific Keys-baiting.
Emoji Is the 'Fastest Growing Language in the UK,' According to a [INSERT CRY-LAUGH EMOJI] Linguistics Professor
Sadly, our CMS cannot render emoji, so you're going to have to imagine it.
Petition for the North to Secede from the South Hits 12,000 Signatures, As If Anything Is Actually Going to Happen
The North/South divide heats up.
What Do You Do with $70,000 Worth of Stolen Bull Sperm?
Because that's how much recently went missing from a farm in Minnesota.
Scientists Have Figured Out How Normal Your Booze Problem Is
Researchers in the UK crunched some numbers to determine what age average alcohol consumption peaks, and the numbers will not surprise you.
What I Learned from Talking to a Robot Version of Myself on Twitter
Basically, I am obsessed with Lou Bega and death. But in a way, aren't we all?
Here’s What the Tweets of Nigel Farage, Cher and the LAD Bible Look Like as Poems
Wouldn't it be good to get a robot to turn people's tweets into poems that read like a flunked English Literature GCSE exam? No, come on. It would.
A Drunk Man in England Tried to Have Sex with a Mailbox
Deep down, are we not all drunk men in Manchester, desperately trying to copulate with the mailbox of life?
Bez Forgot to Register His Anti-Fracking Party and Now No One Can Vote for Him
The unfortunately-named "Reality Party" is no longer a reality in the UK.