There was lots of public wanking and a little bit of kissing.
Billy needs to tell you something important, something about how your selfish little life of SnapChat fucks, soiled nights, and Uber escapes is meaningless.
Et par gode tips til, hvordan du undgår at blive sparket ud, før du overhovedet har fået tøjet af.
If these guys can proudly wander around central London dressed like sad cat-humans, why should I give a shit about what anyone thinks of me?
"I'm just looking for a girl who'll kick the fuck out of me," one of the hopeful relationship seekers told me.
These are the kind of charming places where a half-naked woman walks around with a pint glass for you to drop pound coins in.
Gentrification is threatening what has historically been one of the most diverse areas of the city.
You might already know Darius Ferdynand from such films as 69 Shades of Gay, Stretch My Hole, and Darius Has a Big Fat Dick.
Many people walk past Dagenham's Paradise Spa in the UK and wonder what's going on inside. From my experience, it's mostly people getting blowjobs in jacuzzis.
Tuxedos, tans, and award-winning twinks.