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A Strange Song for Johnny Depp: Meet The Hit Metres, the Most Search-Friendly Band on Spotify
We looked into the band behind such hits as "Does Hugh Jackman Have a Contractual Obligation to Continue To Play Wolverine?” and “Boko Haram Are the Biggest Losers in The World.”
The Anarcho-Primitivist Who Wants Us All to Give Up Technology
Our dependence on technology has stunted our ability as a species to truly communicate, according to John Zerzan, perhaps the world's most prominent anti-technology philosopher. The solution? Give it all up and start hunting and gathering again. And...
Steven Seagal Is the Lamest Guy Ever
In a 2002 profile in Vanity Fair, martial artist Gene LeBell claimed he choked out Steven during an Aikido exhibition, causing Seagal to poop in his pants. Steven denies it ever happened.
Vests and Why Popular Male Musicians Insist on Wearing Them
Death to the vest! No, really. Stop it you guys.
Johnny Depp Plays Native American in Movie, World Shrugs
Johnny Depp’s new movie, The Lone Ranger, came out this week. In this hilarious romantic comedy, Mr. Depp portrays a potentially schizophrenic Native American named Tonto, who speaks in a bizarre broken English and talks to a dead bird that sits...
Johnny Depp and Wes Anderson Are Making Some Film Together
And other big film news at Grolsch Film Works.
Meeting Johnny Depp's Fans
We met them outside the London premiere of Dark Shadows and asked them about rape and stuff.
Is Johnny Depp the Lamest Guy on Earth?
Of course he is. Fucking look at him. I figured this was a total no-brainer, but nobody ever seems to believe me.