Johnny Ryan's semi-popular comic book saga Prison Pit is an animated movie now. He's been doing comics for VICE for the last 34 years, so we are morally obligated to promote any project he has a hand in.
LeBron, Shaquille, Kobe, McHale—all your favorite NBA stars sucking slimy alien cocks.
Just have a seat on this couch and Mr. Milligan will be right with you.
Howdy, Carl! Whatcha up to?
We went to Corey Feldman's birthday party last year, and it was a total disaster. When we heard he was throwing a Valentine's Day party, we should have known to stay home. We went anyway, and it was also a total disaster.
Dad, will you help me with my math homework?
Here Are the Ten Best Comics of 2013, or at Least Some Good Comics That Came Out This Year That You Should Buy
Trying to rank creative works in order of goodness is sort of vulgar and stupid, but anyway, here we go.
One day, GG Allin took his son to the park. They started tossing some shit around, and, well, things got really messy when shit hit someone in the face.
Raymond, you need to talk to your son Geoffrey. He won't stop shitting in his pants.
E.T. was roaming the street robbing homies, when he ran into a dealer and asked him for Reece's Pieces. It didn't end well, but you probably already know that, because this is Johnny Ryan's page, not some 1980s Steven Spielberg kids movie.