Jordan Foisy
What Makes You a Failure in 2015?
This is what happened when I ran into a high school friend and served them pizza.
How an Encounter with a Drunk Neo-Nazi Made Me Rethink My Pacifism
If I won't fight a goose-stepping Nazi, have I broken some kind of societal code?
We Asked Comedians Why It's So Hard to Make Fun of Stephen Harper
"It feels like punching down and in comedy you're supposed to punch up. And then you're like 'Oh wait, duh, but he's the prime minister!' but by that time he's taken away your reproductive rights. What a goof!"
Behind the Scenes of the Poultry-Themed, Acid-Trip Remix of 'The Shining'
"The Chickening" is here to dump a hot load of BBQ sauce all over your fancy movie festival.
Don’t Call it a Technical Recession, I’ve Been There for Years
If you are in your 20s or from a manufacturing city, it's been a recession all your life.
An Ode to the Simple Joint, Still the Best Way to Get High
We are entering the Golden Age of Pot, and as much as we love vaporizers, poppers, and bongs that look like alien weapons, the joint remains the best way to consume marijuana.
How a 73-Year-Old Canadian Politician Became a Bizarre Twitter Sensation
We dove deep into the psychology of Norm Kelly, who's made a habit of interjecting himself into Drake's rap feuds.
I Saw into Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Soul by Watching His Favorite Show
It's called "Murdoch Mysteries" and it's a quaint historical police procedure that is better than it has a right to be.
Should I Be Scared of This?
We live in a golden age of fear. Everywhere we turn (but mostly the internet) there is something to be afraid of. Here's a manifesto for the 'fraidy cats.
A Service Industry Manifesto: Tell One Customer a Day to Go Fuck Themselves
Profanity will be the boot we jam into the cogs of minimum wage labor and the only path to universal love.
The Truth Can Be Googled: The X-Files Returns to a New Era
Wondering what the new X-Files is going to look like? Here are some ideas.