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Classic Pickled Shrimp
Simple and classic, pickled shrimp are the perfect party appetizer–or bloody Mary garnish.
The USDA Says Americans Only Eat Three Kinds of Vegetables
Almost two-thirds of our total vegetable consumption is in the form of potatoes, tomatoes, and lettuce—a.k.a. French fries, ketchup, and sad side salads.
Heinz's Ketchup Can't Be Called 'Ketchup' in Israel Anymore
With pressure from a major food company, Israel's Health Ministry recently ruled that Heinz's famous tomato ketchup doesn't contain enough tomatoes, and thus can't be called ketchup.
No More Free Cheese Sticks for Kraft Employees
In the wake of its merger with Heinz, cost-cutting at Kraft has resulted in an end to the boundless cheese sticks and infinite Jell-O that employees once enjoyed.
A QR Code on Some Heinz Ketchup Bottles Leads to a Hardcore Porn Site, Apparently
You scan a code thinking you're about to enter a contest, and the next thing you know you're assaulted by boobies and dicks.
Meet Ketchup, Whose "Flood the Block" Is Your New Trap Anthem
Atlanta produces yet another dynamic spitter.
GDR-Style Jägerschnitzel Recipe
Made with the limited ingredients available in the GDR, this Jägerschnitzel represents the style of East German food eaten pre-fall of the Berlin Wall.
Khao Pad American (Strip Club Fried Rice) Recipe
Wikipedia claims that this dish was conceived by Thais during the Vietnam War as a way to make a buck off homesick American GIs. You'd find this in the same place as your expat biology teacher getting a lap dance.
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Guy Slashed a Little Girl's Bike Tires Because She Ran Over His Foot
Also this week: Someone shot out the windows of a McDonald's because they forgot to include ketchup in their order.