letters
A Trip Down Memory Row
Ever since I was a little kid I have loved three things: alcohol, girls, and music. By the time I turned 13 I realized I needed money to get those things, and alcohol quickly became one of a number of substances I was abusing
VICE Mail
Dear Vice, I was incredulous at all the bullshit literature illustrated on the cover of your Fiction Issue. Whose bookshelf was that? Some 19-year-old with a sweater complex who thinks he's Holden Caulfield?
VICE Mail
Instead of replying to your letters this month, we are going to quote back to each person the parts of their letter that we would have zeroed in on had we bothered to reply. In other words, the words or phrases in which the writer truly reveals their...
VICE Mail
After canceling August's letters page due to a lack of decent submissions, the epistles started rolling in.
VICE Mail
I was just wondering what your safety policy is or what you recommend we do in situations that could yield greatly in the name of Vice but could probably and would probably end in our absolute death.
VICE Mail
You know what? No letters page this month. You know why? Because we aren't receiving enough real letters.
VICE Mail
How old are the editors writing your headlines? I get irony, I helped re-invent it after the 70s were over. You guys have given the words “gay” and “lame” the same meaning.
VICE Mail
We don’t know what she’s talking about, but this is the first handwritten letter we’ve gotten in years and look how pretty it is. It’s like an antique. I wonder if she used a feather dipped in ink to write it.
VICE Mail
Well, it finally happened! A Vice writer got his head out of his introspective ass and did an article on an environmental issue!