London Rental Opportunity of the Week
Mentally, I am wondering exactly which step my ancestors took that led us all to here.
Let’s face it, if you want natural light you could always just step outside.
It's not just any oven. It's an oven in Slough.
Do you need to sit? Use the toilet? Sleep in a bed? Sorry, this isn't the place for you!
Would you like to pay over a grand to live in Stoke? In this grey nightmare?
What is so special about wardrobes that it was worth cutting a little bit of stair out of a stair to fit one in?
Choose between sleep or accessing your fridge. You can only pick one.
A single tiny window? Sinister lighting? An overwhelming feeling of dread? I know exactly what this is.
I'm not carrying a tape measure around, but this looks like the tiniest place ever profiled in this column.
Need to cover up the fact your studio flat has no bedroom? Disguise it with luxury shopping bags.
This pathetic mezzanine bed-above-a-kitchen in Sheffield is proof.
I feel like I am looking at something the atomic priesthood is currently developing runes to warn me about for the next thousand years.