London Rental Opportunity of the Week
A room with all the component parts for you to scrape a miserable little existence in.
This room could have been beautiful. Now it's a one-bed studio for rent with a futon.
Humans don't need hobs or normal-sized sinks, do they??
Want to rent somewhere that will result in a break-up and give you nightmares? Right this way!
The English language does not yet have a word for whatever this is, but if London landlords keep this shit up then it's going to have to.
We have all made aesthetic mistakes: outfits, haircuts, tattoos. But does that fully explain this claustrophobic brick-effect wallpaper?
Let's say you wake up here one morning. How long would it take till you cracked and went mad?
Calling it a “bedroom” seems like a slur on other, actual, functional bedrooms.
Yes, you have lovely bay windows. You also don't have a separate bedroom, an oven or a washing machine, sorry!
“I do not know whether a small yellowing man with grey teeth might scuttle through there and hiss at you at night. I would have to check.”
Ah, oh: The cost of living crisis is finally hitting London’s horny landlords.
A flat so stupidly tiny that even Foxtons took the listing down.