London Rental Opportunity of the Week
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Horniest Stairs in the World
Come to north London, and become the guardian of these tit-stairs.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: No, Surely This Is a Joke
I know I say this a lot, but this has to be one of the grimmest places this beloved column has ever featured.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: How to Stop Landlords Constantly Being the Worst
Also: a treatise on bread.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat in the 'Sky Pool' Building
A mere £2,383 a month for a one-bed flat. But at least your building has a "poor door".
Choose Your Own Adventure: The Rental Opportunity of the Week Edition!
Do you want to view this flat near Wembley? Or would you rather have your head battered in by your aunt's short, hench, bald stepson? You decide!
Rental Opportunity of the Week: It's a Buyers' Special!!!!!
Come back you when you've managed to save a deposit, 80 years from now.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Perfect Flat for People Who Love Being Injured
It will set you back a mere NINE-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-FIVE pounds a month (plus helmet and knee pad costs).
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Reason Landlords Make Our Flats So Bland
After a short break, welcome back to Britain's most beloved column.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Worst Stuff to Expect While Living in a House-Share
Including, but not limited to: a sofa so old it smells of coins.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The New Thing Landlords Are Doing to Make All Our Lives Worse
It's a new year – there was bound to be something.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: You Don't Normally Get Both of These Bad Things in One Flat
But in this one: you do!