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Arsenal Fan TV Regular Claudio Callegari Declared Missing By Essex Police
Claudio Callegari, otherwise known as “Gooner Claude”, has been reported missing from Broxted, Essex.
Russian Whistleblower Yuliya Stepanova Set To Compete at Rio 2016 Under Neutral Flag
Stepanova played a crucial part in exposing the Russian doping scandal ahead of the Olympics, and will now take part as a neutral athlete.
Body Parts Wash Up on Shore of Rio Olympics Beach Volleyball Venue
There has been a sharp rise in crime in Rio ahead of the Olympics, while police forces are currently struggling with internal strikes and crippling financial problems.
Undercover Film Shows England Fans Chanting Racist Abuse at Euro 2016
Some fans sing racist songs outside French bars, while one man appears to make comments of an explicitly sexual nature to a child.
Muirfield Golf Club to Hold New Ballot on Female Membership
Having been denied the right to host the Open Championship as a result of the club’s stance on women, the powers that be at Muirfield are now desperate to change membership policy.
Coming To Terms With Mexit: Lionel Messi Retires From International Duty
In his anger at the state of things, Messi has taken a drastic decision. Unfortunately, everyone else is now following his lead and leaving a country in crisis. Sound familiar?
Chesterfield Sponsor Parts Ways With Club Following Ched Evans Signing
HTM Products has pulled out of its Chesterfield sponsorship deal, with Evans facing retrial for his recently quashed rape conviction in October.
A Cleveland Fan Celebrated the Cavs Win by Literally Eating Shit
This man picked poop up off the street and ate while celebrating at the Cavs parade.
Wladimir Klitschko Says Tyson Fury is “An Imbecile Champion” Who “Sounds Like Hitler”
In the build-up to the two boxers’ rematch in July, Klitschko has taken Fury to task over his comments on women, the gay community and Jewish people.
French Police Use Water Cannon and Teargas On Poland Fans Ahead of Ukraine Game
There have been scuffles outside the Stade Vélodrome in the build up to the Group C match, with several Polish fans arrested.
Porn Producer In David De Gea Case: “There Are Many More Players, But Police Don't Want to Know Names”
Ignacio Allende Fernández, otherwise known as Torbe, has reportedly made fresh allegations in a letter to a prominent porn actress.
Andy Murray’s Grandparents Discuss The Horrible Letters People Send Them
Yes, people think that it’s acceptable to send hate mail to Andy Murray’s nan. Proof, if proof was needed, that humanity is an irredeemable shitshow.