Mack Lamoureux
Pornhub Wants to Take You to Masturbation School
The porn site is attempting to make itself into a one-stop shop for both jacking off and learning about jacking off with its new Sexual Wellness Center.
Alleged Quebec Mosque Shooter a Pro-Trump Troll, Says Classmate
“He didn't want to have a constructive argument with people, he just wanted to say anything and start a fire."
Here’s How Much You Can Make Smuggling Things in Your Ass
A guy stole $138K in gold via his butt. We wanted to know how else we can get rich via the dark art of butt smuggling.
New Video Shows Toronto Cops Tasering a Man on the Ground and Telling People Not to Film It
“There are no words to describe the impropriety of what this officer did,” a criminal lawyer told us.
Kevin O’Leary’s Instagram Is Pure Gold
What a deep dive into the glorious Instagram page of the next possible leader of the Conservative Party can tell us.
What Would Happen in the Minutes and Hours After the US Invaded Canada?
Here’s a play-by-play of the unthinkable.
Health Canada Issued a Weed Recall, What a Glorious Time We Live In
With the budding legal weed industry we’re starting to see some actual customer protections for pot smokers out there.
An Illustrated Guide to Sunwing’s Very Bad Month
You would be hard–pressed to find a company in Canada that had a shittier end to 2016 and start to 2017.
Marineland Charged with Animal Cruelty, Again
Just get it over with and change the jingle to “Everyone hates Marineland” already.
We Asked a Psychic Which Celebrities Will Die in 2017
From Bob Dylan to Drake to the Queen, here is a super-scientific list of which celebrities will survive 2017 and which ones will not see the beginning of 2018.
Controversial U of T Professor Doubles Income with Patreon Account
According to his Patreon page, Peterson makes $183,319 CD from the donation service, over $20,000 more than what he already makes as a professor.
Inside the Sad World of Racist Online Dating
White nationalists say it's difficult finding women to date.