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Eden Hazard Reappears and Rafa is Reincarnated: The Premier League Review
Leicester survive without Jamie Vardy, Eden Hazard finds form at the most convenient time, and Rafa Benitez is reincarnated as a beautiful magpie.
The Jon Moss Show (or, the Premier League Review)
The north-east is stirring, Jon Moss is on the naughty step and Arsenal fans are ruining football for everyone.
The Goals of the Week: Enes Ünal, Serge Gnabry, and Khalid Abdo
A goal by any other name would smell as sweet.
City vs Chelsea, Ranieri's Jelly Sandals, and Relegation Hyperinflation: This Weekend In The Premier League
The next round of fixtures should serve as a timely reminder that Chelsea are shit, Louis van Gaal will always underwhelm us, and Claudio Ranieri wears managerial jelly sandals.
Please Enjoy Fabian Delph Trying To Understand Irish Colloquialisms
Delph may well be completely inept when it comes to comprehending Irish slang, but that’s only because he’s Yorkshire as fuck.
Please Enjoy Fabian Delph Talking Extensively About His Experiences With Ghosts
Either Delph has a portal to the supernatural netherworld in his house, or he's a highly gullible burglary victim
The Cult: Georgi Kinkladze
Georgi Kinkladze symbolises the idea of something beautiful being destructive. A pure entertainment hidden in the footnotes of Manchester City's mid-nineties slump to the third tier of English football.
This Weekend in The Premier League
West Ham are smashing our expectations, Newcastle are facing an inevitable reckoning and Crystal Palace have given up winning because it's all about taking part.
Raheem Sterling Can't Sell His Awful, Awful House
As it turns out, it's almost impossible to sell a house that comes with a whole room dedicated to Michael Jackson
The Premier League Awards: Mitrović, Demichelis & Brady
The season is drawing to a close, but hope still fills the hearts of football fans across the country. Except at Aston Villa, of course.
Top English Clubs Discuss Breakaway 'European Super League'
Execs from England's top clubs have met to discuss a breakaway European Super League.
The Premier League Awards: Rashford, Chadli & League Cup Hero Caballero
In the wake of the Oscars we're handing out awards to breakthrough star Marcus Rashford, best supporting player Nacer Chadli, and the against-the-odds success Willy Caballero.