meaning of life
"I'd be reincarnated. I need to see Richmond win another premiership."
In my quest to understand one of life's biggest mysteries, I saw tons of dicks, got virtual sex requests, and heard some pretty philosophical stuff from the 80 people still on Chatroulette.
"There’s never enough water, no matter how many times you go. And remember, nobody ever wants to be a dick."
Let us give thanks to Canadian hero Theunis Wessels for his subtle middle finger to nature.