You can display it in your living room or beat it to a pulp for roughly $30,000.
It's sitting a few blocks away from the Oscars venue now, but who knows if it'll make it to Sunday's ceremony.
Since artist Illma Gore first posted this nude portrait of the terrifying presidential candidate on her Facebook page, it's been seen over 50 million times. Now she's auctioning the painting on eBay—and donating the profits to a homeless youth.
We asked a penis expert and he explained that "there's a lot of things that can go wrong."