movie reviews

  • 'Heaven Is for Real' Is Phony

    'Heaven Is for Real' is bad, tonally off, and worst of all, not even entertainingly hateable.

  • I Finally Watched 'Hardflip'

    I will watch any movie that has something to do with skateboarding. They're all terrible, but the 80s kid in me still thinks there's something cool about watching a flick that has dudes Thrashin' in it.

  • I Want My Dvds

    Watching a grainy black-and-white documentary about rock’s least exciting band on tour is so shin-knawingly dull it verges on the comical.

  • I Want My Dvds

    At first glance this appears to be another piece of Bumfights bullshit.