new year's resolutions
We entered 2015 the way we left 2014: worried about everything.
White supremacists have New Year's resolutions too. Most of them involve the subjugation of minorities. Also, puppies.
New Year's has a lot of haters. Fuck that. This is the one night of the year when you can be whoever you want to be.
Other than perhaps the day after your birthday, there is no other date that is as consistently shitty and depressing as December 31.