nick gazin's frozen food reviews

  • Frozen Chicken Nuggets Will Definitely Give You Heartburn

    I've been eating frozen chicken nuggets for this review column, and the gurgling heartburn I've experienced has led me to chomp Tums like they were as tasty and plentiful as the nuggets that caused my stomach acids to go into overdrive.

  • Frozen Breakfast Food Is Not the Breakfast of Champions

    The most easily-prepared foods are breakfast foods. All frozen breakfast foods seem like a bad, impractical idea to me, but I'm not here to avoid the food mistakes, I'm here to eat them.

  • Frozen TV Dinners Are Not for the Faint of Heart

    Whereas most frozen food consists of one dish or food item, the makers of these products attempted to produce complete meals that you cook all at once in your microwave. Some were good. But most weren't.

  • Enter the Indian Food Party Inside My Mouth

    Is something the matter, my dear? Just eat some mattar paneer. Eat one and your troubles will disappear. Welcome back to Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews. Let's eat.

  • Frozen Pizza Sucks

    This week's installment is dedicated to frozen pizza and frozen pizza-inspired foodstuffs. Most frozen pizza things I've tried have been terrible so far, but serves me right for being so lazy that I eat frozen pizza.

  • I Reviewed Amy's Kitchen Food and Amy Offered to Set Me Up on a Date

    This week I reviewed four frozen Mexican food products, including two by Amy's Kitchen. After posting one of the reviews on Instagram, Amy herself reached out to me and offered to set me up on a date with her friend. What a company!