"How good can your music be if you've got to beat each other up on stage, throw up in your own masks every night?"
You never made it as a wise man, and you certainly couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
It's hard out there when you're the drummer of a universally despised rock band.
Or how to get caught trying to buy $25,000 worth of musical equipment pretending to be the band's drummer.
Korn, Nickelback, and Creed were classified as "Terrible Rock Groups" in an internal memo.
They used the deadliest weapon of all: Canadian politeness.
Our football league is like watching a hairline recede, but our music is fire.
"You can't please everyone guys. Welcome to the club."
They have shared a clip pointing out the similarities between their song "Paris" and "How You Remind Me."
What could be more Canadian than a small-town cop apologizing profusely for using a Canadian band's to punish drunk driving suspects?