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Alex Jones Claims Trump's Getting Stupider Because His Diet Coke Is Poisoned
"They are putting a slow sedative that they’re building up that’s also addictive in [Trump’s] Diet Cokes and in his iced tea," Jones claims.
The Best of Vladimir Zhirinovsky, the Clown Prince of Russian Politics
When he ran for prime minister, Zhirinovsky's campaign promises included free vodka for men and better underwear for women. He’s throttled newscasters and state officials, told world leaders to suck Russian dick, and pontificated about enslaving the...
Are We There Yet? - Apocalyptic Christians Are Boring
For a magazine that is devoted to the biblical end of the world—rivers of blood, false prophets, world governments, and all—Endtime magazine, published and edited by jowly prophet of doom Irvin Baxter, is remarkably dull, unless you're a big fan...
This Man Has Proof That Obama Is Gay
Apparently his whole presidency is one big, gay, commie conspiracy.
The Wacky World of the Republican Party Platform
The GOP let ordinary people submit policy ideas to be considered for the platform this time around. A lot of them are terrifying, some of them are smart, some are funny, and none of them will matter in the end.
