The most charming gravel-voiced, ethically troubled politician in New York just keeps hanging on.
"Broken Windows theory" is a bad idea that just won't die.
Bill de Blasio is having a rough time navigating the messy reality of transactional politics in the five boroughs.
Jimmy McMillan is the guy with the mustache and the catchphrase, the meme of a candidate who everyone laughs at. Only this time around, no one is paying attention, even though the rent is as high as ever.
Anthony Weiner's campaign is falling apart thanks to his habit of sending photos of his dong to ladies who aren't his wife, but there are lots and lots of other reasons why he's a terrible person who doesn't deserve to see elected office ever again...