Objectively Correct Lists
A Definitive Ranking of All the England Football Songs
What someone who knows music theory makes of everything from "Vindaloo" to "World in Motion" to (of course) "Three Lions."
Determining the Definitive Drake Face
'Scorpion' is here, so there's never been a better time to sculpt the Boy's Mount Rushmore of moods with this comprehensive list.
God Bless Tyler, the Creator and All of 2018's Great One-Off Singles
Tyler has been on one, putting out tracks from yesterday's "PEACH FUZZ" and "GELATO" to "OKRA," so here's a loosie appreciation post.
Go On, Here Are the Best British Tracks of 2018 So Far
Continuing our annual tradition, we've written about the songs our friends/neighbours/Uber drivers have heard on repeat all year.
7 Essential Lil B Mixtapes to Get You Started on the Based Path
Much of Lil B's mammoth discography has finally hit streaming services. Here are a few of the #rare albums you should collect.
69 Wild-Ass Predictions for What Beyoncé Will Do At Coachella
We have some totally plausible ideas for what Queen Bey will do when she takes the stage at the Empire Polo grounds Saturday night.
A Few Key Things Elton John Should Be Aware of Now That He's Joined Tumblr
Sir Elton, let me tell you about 'Homestuck.' And 'Steven Universe.' And SuperWhoLock.
The Specific Lines from Songs that Give You The Feels
These lyrics and their delivery make us feel good / bad / higher than God.
All the Terrible People You'll Meet on a Kanye-Themed Dating App
If Yeezy Dating—an upcoming dating site for Kanye fans—is our only pool to pick from, then Yeezus have mercy on our souls.
Every Handshake in '8 Mile', Ranked
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, to rank all of Eminem's handshakes, would you capture it or just let it slip?