"It was a bit like an end of days scenario."
Tender, steak-like octopus gets topped with a spicy Guajillo chile sauce and homemade pesto, and rests on a bed of nicely stewed black-eyed peas.
According to the UK Marine Climate Change Impacts Partnership, rising seawater temperatures are attracting octopus to UK coastlines, while cold water fish like cod head north.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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