Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.
Plus, The French Laundry served porcini mushroom soup out of a bong.
Plus, an elementary school experienced a Vomitpocalypse after kids ate “large amounts” of spicy chips and "fruit-flavored liquid."
Plus, a cafe in Germany that banned children was vandalized by an actual child.
Plus, some moms are mad about a Kit-Kat commercial that makes them think about dicks.
Also, the barbecue joint on 'Queer Eye' sold two bottles of hot sauce per minute after the show aired.
Plus, Beto O'Rourke's penchant for leaping onto countertops is worrying coffee shop managers.
Plus, 'snowplow parents' are protecting their children from getting rejected from college, and also from... eating sauce?
Plus, there's a hot new kink out there: the boots that workers wear in poultry processing plants.
Plus, old English men keep finding other people's teeth in their food.
Plus, even the owner of the twice-named "best pizzeria in the world" puts pineapple on pizza.
Plus, a Welsh guy is facing a $1,100 fine after he killed a seagull that ate his fries.